A Few of My Random Thoughts

I believe it to be smart to take a dump at work. 1) You get to get paid for crapping. 2) You save a lot of money on toilet paper.

I think it is cool to work with a guy who looks like Ryan Seacrest.

Why are old people mean? Is it b/c they know they're going to die soon?

There needs to be more high speed car chases in Northeast Louisiana.

Most people believe that the 2 most powerful words in poker is "All In!" They're not. "Fuck It" is way more spectacular

Fat kids in between the ages of 8 and 12 are not cool; even though they try their damndest to be.

Do all Asian people know karate?

I respect people who have lewd pictures on their cell phones?

Is it ok to turn down something that is free? (Besides an ass whoopin')

I like to define ass gas as two separate entities: 1) Fizzle - the gas goes through the turd so it packs a big smell but not a big noise. 2) Fart - the gas goes around the turd so it comes out the butt like gangbusters but doesn't really stink.

I don't think the rebel flag is racist. But I think the NAACP is.