Wrath of Dalton vs. Wrath of Rambo

I was asked the question "Would I rather face the wrath of Dalton or the wrath of Rambo?" today and I think I've got my answer now. I would rather face the wrath of Dalton for many reasons. First of all, his first name is James. If his name was simply Dalton, he would be much more of a formidible foe. Second of all, I think that in the midst of him kicking my ass he would have to stop and do some dance moves and fix his mullet. I am aware that his mullet wouldn't be too messed up b/c Swayze always had that thing tight and in place but I'm sure at some point he would have to at least play with it. I know what you're thinking...."Doesn't Rambo have a mullet too?" Well, yes, but at least Rambo had the smarts to tame that wild beast with a headband. One of the only good things going for Dalton(in this argument anyways) is that he carries his own medical records with him where ever he goes. Impressive. But besides that, there really is no contest. I mean, c'mon, Rambo's name is Rambo. Rambo..... that's a badass name. Plus how many dudes has Rambo taken out. A whole sherriff's office, then half of vietnam, THEN pretty much all of Afganistan. Including tanks and helicoptors. I'm under the impression that if George Bush sent Rambo to the Middle East, this whole war would be over 3 years ago. I really can't say the same for James Dalton.